January 2012
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
December 2011
Then I realize I have a big dick and I cheer up.
"I'm in love with you Tara Lynn Duffy."
Of our half a year together, he just told me for the first time that he’s in love with me.
One of the most indescribable feelings I’ve ever gotten.
Anonymous asked: post the cutest pic you have of yurself (:
Winter Break
Me: Ugh, look at all these Victoria's Secret models, I should jog.
Conscious: You should go work out then.
Me: *goes to fridge.